I was banned from Beer Advocate


Last week, when Tom Brady's four-game suspension was nullified in New York by Judge Richard Berman, I took to Beer Advocate's New England forum with a simple question,

"What beer are you drinking to celebrate Tom Brady's freedom?"

It garnered many responses: some celebratory ("the biggest stout I can find"), some jesting ("something flat"). It was all in good fun.

Imagine my surprise when I logged on yesterday to find a message that was "warning" me for posting off topic. This was silly, I thought, so I went on Twitter and, verbatim here, fired of this tweet:

"Boo to @ToddAlstrom for warning BA users about celebratory Tom Brady posts! Users can post their morning beers, but not their love for #TB12."

This was a silly tweet, exclamations added to lighten it up. Clearly, "booing" someone is not something serious adults do. It's something you do to opposing teams or toward someone for committing a minor faux pas. It also playfully pointed to the hypocrisy that it's okay to post at 7:08 am that you're drinking 11 Sculpins (truly, do that many people have midnight shift jobs?!), but not okay to post -- again, in the New England forum -- about football. 

Seriously: It's okay to talk about WHAT YOU'RE DRINKING NOW, but not okay to talk about why you're drinking it.

Anyway, thinking nothing of the tweet, I logged onto Beer Advocate around lunch today to learn that I was suspended for being "a cry baby on Twitter."

This is bullshit. And you know why it's bullshit? (A) You call users, people who may subscribe (I don't) to the magazine, "cry babies" when the commit a very small infraction? This is a horrible business practice. Do people actually rejoin the site after being insulted? And (2) I wasn't even angry!

I responded to the "Cry baby" affront with by telling Todd to learn how to take a joke, and then calling him a loser. Twitter fights, am I right? It's ridiculous that a Tom Brady thread started this. Think about that. Tom Brady. I do feel badly about calling someone a loser. It was a crummy thing to say, but you can't erase internet (or so I'm told, so I'll own up to it).

So it looks as if you can get banned by disagreeing or being a tearful infant. Now it's me that is banned and that's fine (I was also banned from the campus of a friend, but that's another story), although I did have a trade in the works which I'm bummed about not going through now that I think about it.

Anyone want to trade me some midwestern stouts and barleywines? 

Jackie O's BA Brick Kiln

Last week, I railed against hops, which, truly, I don't really mean. Come on. Who doesn't love a nice IPA, right? And, after all, hops are used in almost-literally every beer (looking at you, gruits). Tupac said, "I ain't mad at ya" and that is what I'm saying to IPA's and such.

Because New England is where the best IPA's are made (suck it, California), I have no problem trading some of our finest -- in this case, Trillium's double-dry hopped Congress St. -- for beers from another region. Trading has it perks. You don't have to unload everything for a whale. You make an honest trade of, "Hey, you can't get this where you are, but it's really good. May I try a beer of a similar descriptor from your neck of the woods?"

And so that is how I came in possession of the Athens, Ohio brewery Jackie O's Bourbon Barrel-Aged Brick Kiln, an English-style barleywine that clocks in at 11.5%. Typically, I'm a seasonal drinker. Sure, usually wintertime after a bout with the snow-covered driveway is a better time for one of these monsters, but it was a temperate June night in Massachusetts and I wanted just one beer. I poured this into a stemless wine glass and enjoyed it thoroughly.

Brick Kiln poured a rich brown. Despite the high ABV, the beer was smooth and was heavy on notes of caramel and toffee. The heat from the bourbon was perfect: just enough to know it's there, not enough to overwhelm and steal the glory from the rest of the beer. It was like the subtle sauce on a well-cooked lamb in that regard. 

My stance on barrel-aging is that I like the beer to mellow out for about a year. If I wanted a glass of rum/bourbon/brandy, I'd have that. I want it to accent my beer, not dominate it. Brick Kiln -- I'm hypothesizing based on social media browsing that this has aged since it's release about eight months -- might be the best barrel-aged beer I've had. Maybe because it was brewed wonderfully, maybe because it was aged to a perfect degree. Maybe a little of both.

This is a beer that I'll trade for again.

On hops and on limits

A few weekends ago, my wife and I took a trip to Portland, Maine for our anniversary. We love Portland (and Maine in general) and we usually make a few trips a year to the Lobster State. I actually have no idea if it's called the Lobster State -- it's most likely not -- but it should be. We know Maine is the "Way Life Should Be." It says so right after the Piscataqua Bridge. What Maine, arguably, does best is lobster and beer. The good news going forward for both us and the economy of Maine is that neither of those things are going anywhere soon.

Industrial Way in Portland houses four breweries: Allagash, Austin Street, Foundation, and Bissell Brothers. Allagash is, of course, an industry giant and for great reason; Austin Street and Foundation are pumping out excellent beers, respectively; On this day, though, the only place with a line was Bissell Brothers and this comes on the reputation of their flagship IPA called Substance. We arrived around 11:30 and were fifth and sixth in line. A half hour wait for a couple of beers neither of us had ever had (also on sale was a hoppy blonde ale Baby Genius). By opening, the line was about 50 deep.

I had a slight pet peeve when it comes to craft beer. It's two-fold and probably makes me a hypocrite, but I still figure I'll share them:

One, if you only drink IPA's and double IPA's, do you actually like beer? Isn't it like me saying, "Man, I love sports. Love em. Only watch sports. Nothing else," but then you find out I only actually watch the NFL? It doesn't mean I don't like sports, but it also means I kind of don't like sports, I like the NFL. Same for craft beer. If you go out to a bar and, almost every time you order a beer, you order something hoppy, you don't really like beer, you like IPA's. Sure, you order a rare barrel-aged stout once a year, but that's like if I said, "I don't just like the NFL, I watched game two of the Stanley Cup Saturday night!"

Two, do you really need a fucking case of them?! This is also partly the breweries fault. I'll admit I've gotten cases on hoppy beers. Actually, I'll admit to getting two cases of Heady Topper. Shoot me. Either way, nothing irks me more than seeing pictures of "hauls" with accompanying "Looks like a fun weekend at the lake!" caption that include two cases of Heady Topper, one case of Substance, four Pliny the Elders, 18 assorted Tree House IPA's. These are all great beers, but are you really drinking only hoppy beers all weekend long? Are you actually getting through all of that? Are you even tasting the food you brought? Aren't you shitting like mad the next day?

At this point -- and I admit it's probably palate fatigue -- hoppy beers are all tasting the same to me. I'm not impressed by anything IPA anymore. They don't taste bad. They're all good to amazing beers. I'm just done for now. I truly believe I just have an inability to taste or discern any difference between two different IPA's anymore. We're living in a great part of the country for IPA's. It's a shame that I'm going to be drinking summer ales and lagers all summer long. The good news is double-sided: I don't have to stand in long-ass lines for beer; It also means you can have my case.

On my maiden Bissell Brothers trip, I bought three four-packs of Substance and three of Baby Genius. I finished the BG Saturday night. I drank my final Substance last night. Those 24 beers lasted me three weeks. I couldn't be happier that they're gone.

Now, if you'll pardon me, I'm off to yell at the teenagers that are on my lawn.

The Session #86

The “Session” is a monthly opportunity for beer bloggers to comment on one particular topic. Each month, a different beer bloggers comes up with the subject matter. I’ve never participated in a “session”, but Heather Vandenengel, with whom I’ve shared many thoughts about the state of beer journalism, is hosting this week. She’s a fantastic writer, whom I’d call one of the best beer writers in the industry. But she’s also an awesome person and, if someone was going to drag me into thinking way too hard about beer and journalism and beer journalism, it was going to be her. Enjoy.
Topic: What role do beer writers play in the culture and growth of craft beer? Are we advocates, critics, or storytellers? What stories are not getting told and what ones would you like to never hear about again? What’s your beer media diet? i.e. what publications/blogs/sites do you read to learn about the industry? Are all beer journalists subhumans? Is beer journalism a tepid affair and moribund endeavor?  And, if so, what can be done about it?
For a few years, some friends and I wrote daily blog posts on Review Brews, a site of our creation. We had a schedule. Beer news on Mondays, Brewer interview on Tuesdays, etc. This went smoothly for a while, but due to circumstances – i.e. life getting in the way of what was, essentially, a hobby – daily posts turned into more sporadic ones. That was okay with us. Review Brews was a fun venture, never meant to last. We met great people, cultivated professional contacts, and made lasting memories. We even made some friends along the way.

Session Beer Fun Run, Stoddard's Pub, March 19


BOSTON – On Wednesday, March 19, Team With a Vision will partner with local craft brewers and running clubs to hold a fun run through the streets on Boston and an after-party featuring session beer and raffle prizes. 
For the last 20 years, Team With A Vision has joined blind and sighted runners at the Boston Marathon to race and raise funds to support the Massachusetts Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired (MABVI). After a short fun run (~3 miles) at 6 pm, runners will raise a glass to help raise funds to support MABVI's statewide network of low-vision clinics, peer support groups, one-to-one volunteers services, and in-home occupational therapy services.

"This event is a wonderful opportunity to bring together the running and craft beer communities," said Kyle Robidoux, a Team With A Vision member and visually impaired athlete. "It is also an opportunity to raise money for MABVI and increase awareness about the tremendous abilities of blind/visually impaired runners."

Our fun run will begin and end at Stoddard's Pub on Temple Place in Downtown Crossing, where session beer offerings from Peak Organic Brewing Company (Portland, ME), Banner Beer Company (Holyoke, MA),Notch Brewing (Ipswich, MA) and Night Shift Brewing (Everett, MA) will await.  A session beer has an alcohol content by volume (“ABV”) of 4.5% or less, and our brewer partners frequently support running events across the region.  We will also host a raffle with donations from many local business supporters, including Estelle's Southern CuisineThe Wine Emporium and Project Repat.

Idle Hands Merging with Enlightenment Ales

Big Massachusetts craft beer news today. In a press release just sent, it's been officially announced that Idle Hands Craft Ales will merge with Lowell, Massachusetts' Enlightenment Ales and will continue to brew beer under the Idle Hands brand.

See the press release here.

Beer of the Week: Bridge & Tunnel Pickin' Up the Change Chipotle Porter

The five boroughs of New York can be ruggedly individualistic. They strive toward separate identities, possess different levels of “cool,” and vary in demographics, size, and landscape. Inter-borough squabbling has taken place in hip-hop battles. Their is, also, an undercurrent of unhappiness when someone from another borough infringes someone’s “home turf,” as well as a slight unsettledness between native New York City residents and others depending, simply, on longevity, to which degree you’ve been around to see the city change and grow.

It’s this division and labeling amongst fellow New Yorkers that Rich Castagna is making a subtle statement against by naming his Maspeth, Queens brewery Bridge and Tunnel.

“Local/non-local dialogue exists in NYC,” said Castagna, who owns and operates the 1.5 barrel brewery that he built himself. “Being born and raised in NYC, and living back here when the city was truly a fractured and divided place, I don’t have much patience for any of the labeling going on.”

So he named his company Bridge and Tunnel Brewing, “because it’s the bridges and tunnels that unite the city - not divide it.” 

Am I "over" craft beer?

Am I “over” craft beer?

Allow me to get nostalgic here. There was a time when trying every new beer, getting to every brewery, and immersing myself into the culture of beer was the primary focus of my craft beer hobby. I browsed message boards and looked up breweries, planned visits. It was all very exciting, very fun. It was new for me, a honeymoon of sorts.

I didn’t know much about the brewing process, nor did I know much about different styles, but I knew something different was happening within the walls of the industrial park or farmhouse breweries I was visiting. My palate improved. I began to distinguish not only styles, but types of hops and types of yeast.
The lineup of English-style beers at 16 Mile Brewery
in Georgetown, Delaware.

I made friends in the industry. Brewers, salespeople, public relations, bloggers, journalists, and beer drinkers all become part of some cache of people I knew. As many people who have been writing about beer can attest, it’s pretty cool to walk into a brewery, brewpub, or even a good craft beer bar and have people know your name, what you drink, and be as excited to see you or have you try a new beer as you are to be at that place, drinking that beer.

It’s a very six-degrees of separation industry, too. Everyone knows everyone else, has worked with someone else, or took over for that person at X Brewery. Writers collaborate, share information and contacts. We trust going blindly into a brewery tasting at a place we’d never had their beers simply on recommendations from Twitter friends.

Editor's Note:

I'm really proud and honored to bring Mike Loconto (@neighbeers) aboard the Review Brews platform. He's been writing about beer for a while now at the Roxbury Patch, but we lured him away with promises of Heady Topper, especially during Red Sox baseball, and, despite his allegiance to the Miami Dolphins, we're excited to have him.

Mike and I have drank beer together, talked life and politics over pints of beers, and ran a very successful Boston Beer Week event last year. We're looking forward to bringing you parties and continued Review Brews content.

Cheers, Mike.

The Style Section: Brown Out

By Mike Loconto
Area Man Drinks Beer blog
Twitter: @Neighbeers

Area Man Drinks Beer is back again with an occasional series about notable New England beers in styles across the brewing spectrum.  And hey, loogit here, I’m on ReviewBrews.com now!

Why “notable” and not “best”?  Well, I find that “best of” lists tend to be repetitive and not very helpful.  In my mind, there are two rankings for beer: good and bad. I’ve never claimed to be an expert – I simply like quality beer and I know when I find one.  So sometimes I might feature my favorites; other times, I might write about some interesting riffs on tradition. I’ll try to post more than once every six months, too.  Deal?

The Humble Brown

Brown ales were enormously popular in the first wave of American craft brewing in the 1990s.  Nearly every brewer sported a brown, in the new American form or the traditional English form.

Smuttynose's Old Brown Dog is a Review Brews company favorite.
According to the helpful beer styles pages on BeerAdvocate.com, English brown originated in the family of mild ales, with a “maltier and sweeter…palate” than milds and “a fuller body… Some versions will lean towards fruity esters, while others tend to be drier with nutty characters. All seem to have a low hop aroma and bitterness.”

The American style page on BeerAdvocate.com further reveal that American brown ales amp up the English brown using now-traditional American ingredients, much like stateside take on India Pale Ales, including a “bitterness and hop flavor [that] has a wide range and the alcohol is not limited to the average either.”

Craft Beer Info-graphic

(This Info-graphic was created by hospitality students at Kendall College.  Great craft beer out in that area.  Hope they're getting themselves into some Daisy Cutter as they read this.  Cheers, good luck, and thanks for sharing.)

Fans of beer and craft beer love to drink it and love to review it.  People enjoy sharing their experiences with craft beer.  Whether it’s telling a story to a friend, or leaving a review on a beer review site, the craft beer community and industry as a whole is growing.  A few decades ago the idea of craft beer was basically nonexistent.  Even a decade ago craft beer appeared to still be in its infant stage.  Even today the big three of Coors, Miller and Bud still dominate the market.  Craft beer is starting to chip into that market share every single day.  More and more craft breweries are popping up across the United States and across the world.  Jobs within the industry and sales of craft beer continue to rise.  Both students and professors from the Kendall College School of Hospitality took notice of the rising numbers in the craft beer industry and decided this was something they were both very much interested in studying further.  If you’re a fan of craft beer, why wouldn’t you want to learn more about this exciting and growing industry?  The collaboration between the students and professors resulted in this craft beer info-graphic that explored trends in the industry, overall industry growth, consumers opinions on craft beer tastes along with the ability to pair food with craft beer.  Some of the more interesting parts of the info-graphic are as follows:
  • Consumers enjoy the taste of craft beer.  Nearly a third of all consumers like the taste of craft beer and nearly half of consumers would be willing to try more craft beer if they knew more about those beers.
  • Older generations are not as receptive to craft beer as younger generations.  Only 32 percent of baby boomer consumers enjoy the taste of craft beer.  When you look at the millennial age group that number jumps to 43 percent.  I’d be willing to bet the next drinking age group of consumers will see that number rise even higher as craft beer becomes more prevalant.
  • Food and beer pair well together.  This might not be a new revelation to most people, but certain beer styles pair better with certain food styles.  If you are a fan of IPA’s try pairing them with something spicy like curry.  If barley wines are more your style, try pairing them with something sweet like a desert.
  • The craft beer industry has seen strong growth in terms of job even throughout the recession. The craft beer industry employs over 103,585 people in the United States alone.
  • Craft beer sales have continued to climb in the past decade.  In 2007 craft beer sales were just over 5.7 billion.  By 2012, just 5 years later than number has doubled to over 12 billion.  Experts in the industry expect that number to triple to nearly 40 billion by the time 2017 rolls around.

Beer Book Review: D.G. Yuengling & Son, Inc.

(A couple weeks ago, I was contacted by the sales and marketing department at Arcadia Publishing and asked if I’d review a book.  Glad to oblige.)

As a disclaimer, I have to be honest and admit that I’ve only drank exactly one Yuengling brew - the lager - in my entire life.  Most people who'd drank Yuengling in my area only did so because they (or someone they knew) had picked up a case while traveling.  However, this isn’t exactly our fault having grown up in and living in Massachusetts where the beer is not currently available.  Fortunately, this is changing in 2014.  

Robert A. Musson's book is available online
and in bookstores now.
This didn’t stop me from consuming the “Images of America” book D.G. Yuengling & Son, Inc. in one sitting.  The book, written by Robert A. Musson, M.D. takes history buffs, craft beer aficionados, and Yuengling nuts on a pictorial tour from D.G. Yuengling’s arrival in Pottsville, PA to the current day operations at “America’s Oldest Brewery” under the guidance of 5th-generation company president Dick Yuengling.

As the story goes, it took David Gottlieb Yuengling less than a year after immigrating to Pottsville from Germany in 1828 before establishing a brewery.

American history is compelling, inasmuch as it’s very specific.  It has an almost exact beginning and, unlike much of the rest of the world, was established after the printing press, so that our history has been able to be recorded, told not just by the winners, but everyone.  As the present day craft beer boom continues, the brewing process seen through the prism of archival history provides a guidebook through which to examine the roots of the ever-growing industry.

Back to Tree House Brewing Co.

Tree House's Time & Space

This weekend, I traveled back out to Brimfield to visit Tree House Brewing Co. once again.  Driving along Route 20, surrounded by fall foliage is quintessentially New England.  The seasons, as always, remain a constant reminder of how our lives change, how all living things change.  The small hamlets along this road provide the context to calendars and within the imaginations of those picturing the perfect fall day.

Of course, we stopped at BT’s Smokehouse for some grub, too.

On tap, there was Sap, an IPA; Tornado, an American Pale Ale; and Time & Space, an imperial stout.

I took home a 750 mL of Tornado and Time & Space, and a 2L of Sap.  I had to admit that Sap is probably my third favorite - having had growlers of three TH IPA’s - IPA that Nate & Damien do.  Julius and Green, I think, are superior beers.  We polished off the Tornado alongside a platter of ribs and cornbread.

A Link to My Story on Daily Xtra

A couple of months back, I was commissioned to write a story on the Hillcrest Brewing Co. in the Hillcrest neighborhood of San Diego.  Their slant, appropriately for the area, is that they are the first “out and proud LGBT brewery.”  It’s a simple profile and I hope I did them justice.  Head brewer David White was forthcoming, engaging, and great to work with.  Cheers.
HBC brews craft beer specifically for the LGBT community

In popular culture, beer drinkers are stereotyped to include (and entertain) a certain demographic. Handsome men and beautiful women carousing on the beach or a boat or taciturn men in lowly lit bars dominate the image of who fits the beer-drinking demographic. Search “beer drinkers” on Google Images and the first you’ll see are caricatures: a fat man guzzling five beers at once, a busty blonde and, of course, Homer Simpson.
The Hillcrest Brewing Company (HBC), in the heart of the gay community of Hillcrest in San Diego, California, is trying to dispel these myths.

Thirsty Thursday Beer of the Week: Brasserie Dupont La Biere de Beloeil

In the most reductive sense, writing about beer is a great way to live.  I get to meet people constantly, all of whom have similar interests to my own; I get sent beer fairly often; I’ve had enough beer to stop sometimes, taste something, and think, “Wow, this is one of the better beers I’ve ever had.”

This happened to me on Tuesday night.

Now, before you pause and think, “Well, Tuesday night drinking is an aggressive behavioral tactic, Matt,” I must preface this by telling you why I was drinking on a Tuesday night.

Clay, my college roommate, Review Brews partner, overall great guy and one of my best friends was visiting from San Diego for his sister-in-laws wedding.  So we played golf on Tuesday afternoon, had some Cisco Brewing Co. cans on the course and shared a Heady Topper on the back, too.  Not a bad afternoon.

It also gave me the opportunity to break out a beer I’d been putting aside for an opportunity like this one.  So, I kept the beer cellared and chilled it, then poured it into two chalices: The Brasserie Dupont La Biere de Beloeil.